1. David Craig and I made this instructional (and NSFW) sex tutorial to help you guys out. Inspired by Auntie Angel’s grapefruiting technique.

    And here’s a link to Dan Savage blogging about the videos.

  2. Oh no, I’ve said too much

    Oh no, I’ve said too much

  3. michaelhartney:

    ucbcomedy:

    We all know and love Wes Anderson characters. But in case you need a quick synopsis of EVERY KID in EVERY MOVIE, watch this new video from Characters Welcome. 

    Episode 2 of Characters Welcome! HOW AWESOME IS THIS?!?

    Characters Welcome is putting out great videos. Matt Starr wrote this funny thing and also I am in it at the very end. Wes Anderson, if you are reading this (I know you are), I’m available most days M-Sun to reprise this role in your films.

  4. jonbershad:

    Yesterday, One Take Movies brought you giant robots, today we’ve got a giant asteroid!

    Check out “The Disaster Movie” all in one take!

    Watch a whole action movie in one take and three minutes.

    While my friends are getting real PhDs, I am already a world-renowned scientist in internet videos.

  5. Fancy by Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX

    How have there not already been a million music videos that recreate “Clueless”?

  6. How to make Mendl’s “Courtesan Au Chocolat,” as seen in “The Grand Budapest Hotel”

    I would like this kind of tonally in-line instructional video for most movies featuring delicious looking food.

  7. tweetmadness:

My favorite smack talk going on is between @LilyDu and @eblarden.

Evan Forde Barden is a monster who must be stopped. The only way to do so is by voting for my tweet: http://www.tweetmadness.org/vote#lilyd

Stephanie Streisand is a good woman.

    tweetmadness:

    My favorite smack talk going on is between @LilyDu and @eblarden.

    Evan Forde Barden is a monster who must be stopped. The only way to do so is by voting for my tweet: http://www.tweetmadness.org/vote#lilyd

    Stephanie Streisand is a good woman.

  8. tweetmadness:

64 tweeters enter, 1 wins it all.
Voting is now open

My ego is so fragile already. It is easier to write jokes than play sports. T/F?

    tweetmadness:

    64 tweeters enter, 1 wins it all.

    Voting is now open

    My ego is so fragile already. It is easier to write jokes than play sports. T/F?

  9. I got to play the role of a lifetime (dumb idiot) in these H&R Block ads.

    Here’s a NY Times write-up on the ad campaign.

  10. vornietom:

Are you a fictional character?

Via Siobhan

    vornietom:

    Are you a fictional character?

    Via Siobhan

  11. The best/worst yelp review I’ve ever read: Sands Casino in Bethlehem, PA

Glad to hear the food is good. Start with the good news. Dead deer story later.

    The best/worst yelp review I’ve ever read: Sands Casino in Bethlehem, PA

    Glad to hear the food is good. Start with the good news. Dead deer story later.

  12. I watched the Oscar-nominated (and highly commended) animated shorts over the weekend at the IFC Center and this French short, “A la Francaise,” was one of them.

    Basically it’s 1700s Versailles but with chickens. I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s like a dumb improv premise but done beautifully by CGI animators. I think it’s fantastic.

  13. nicolebyer:

    lougonzalez:

    kellyqehudson:

    I DEMAND that this go viral. Jesus it’s so fucking good. And I love the preciseness of their singing voices. Dan Chamberlain and Michael Hartney are a match made in heaven.

    So funny!

    Love love love

    My favorite parts of this are:

    -Dan Chamberlain singing “though my love is true-woo-woo-woo-woo” at 1:50

    -Michael Hartney's super-precise interpretive dancing

    -Matt Starr wrote this

  14. Cagematch  →

    williebhines:

    mullaney:

    nicolemarietherese:

    Unless a team is kidnapping potential voters and unloading them from the back of a truck at 10:40PM on a Thursday night, I will never use the phrases “they brought people” or “they packed the house” as a tactic for undermining the work ethic, commitment, talent or accomplishments of members of my own community.
    When a team doesn’t come from a place of assumed success (a weekend team) I won’t deem them suspicious or unworthy. I will remember that the stage in Chelsea is a perfect, sacred space that belongs to everyone who takes classes here. But I will also remember that time on that stage falls to the privileged few and that when people who don’t often get that time get it, we should celebrate.
    Anyway, the not so secret point of this post is that Scrambled Legs is in the cagematch finals this Thursday. I don’t know if I’ll be there (GUYS THE SHOW IS AT 11 AT NIGHT) but I know that whatever happens, I look forward to congratulating them on what they accomplished this year.

    I agree. It’s stupid to criticize a team for packing the house. As the guy who came up Cagematch, I’d like to point out two things:

    1. People have complained about house packing since the first month of Cagematch.
    2. Packing the house is part of the point of Cagematch.

    Packing the house is evidence of a team’s work ethic and commitment, not something that undermines it.

    From the guy who created Cagematch in
    Chicago and New York.

    This is important both broadly and specifically. I’m really glad Nicole wrote what she did and congratulated Scrambled Legs at the end of her post. They had an awesome string of shows.

    It’s hard for an indie team to get to do UCB cagematch these days, and I think house team members especially shouldn’t begrudge them that. Yes, cagematch has one of the best audiences out there, and it’s a thrill to get to do the show repeatedly, but house teams are lucky enough to perform in front of packed, supportive audiences all the time at their respective shows. Indie teams normally don’t get that opportunity.

    To make this real personal, the UCB Lloyd team that I’m on, Detroit, went up against Scrambled Legs earlier last year. And while we had a super fun show, we lost by a landslide to Scrambled Legs because I’ll be honest, Legs had the better show (I still love u doe, Dee-troit). Before the show, someone well-respected who worked at the theater warned us that he/she hoped we’d “invited a lot of friends because the other team’s been packing the house." That’s crazy to me. Not to mention presumptuous and not nice. Scrambled Legs beat us by over 90 votes. There is no way a team of four people brought that many people to the show, especially week after week.

    I always vote for the team that I think did better improv (whatever the hell that means). Sometimes that’s my friend’s team, sometimes it’s the team where I don’t know any of the people that’s going up against my friend’s team. That’s my choice. Whatever other people choose to do with their votes is their choice.

    In conclusion, Scrambled Legs is great and we all do improv for the fun and love of it, so let’s all be fuckin’ nice and respectful to each other, alright?

  15. khealywu:

    williebhines:

    sarahjburton:

    DAVID CRAIG AND BRIAN CRANO make magic here.

    David recently “came out” to a few people, and Brian Crano got it all on video. How did Glenn Boozan,Sarah BurtonAnthony Apruzzese and Josh Sharp take the news?

    David Craig is a good, funny dude! I believe I’m in part two of this!

    I’m also in part 2! Selfishly, I want to be in the episode with less funny people SO I CAN SHINE but it wasn’t possible in this series, too many funny people!!

    I enjoyed both parts of this and also everyone is perfectly cast in their respective parts.